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Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 11:51 pm
by Nelson340
Use these examples to get instructions:
I wish Sy|\|er9y would have its features un-stripped.
And then:
Granted, but Obsidian Conflict becomes even more simplified than Sy|\|er9y was.
I wish for a free pizza.
And go!
I wish for a soda.
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 1:49 am
by RocketRunner
Granted, but it's club soda.
I wish for a shotgun.
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 2:01 am
by Gary
RocketRunner wrote:Granted, but it's club soda.
You bastard.
RocketRunner wrote:
I wish for a shotgun.
Okay, but the shell is in your head.
I wish for... Vasili to be banned.
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 5:01 am
by Mr. Someguy
Granted, but it's not a perma-ban.
I wish this topic wasn't stolen from Facepunch.
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 5:06 am
by Gary
Mr. Someguy wrote:
I wish this topic wasn't stolen from Facepunch.
Is that a wish? if so, I dun get it.
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 5:19 am
by Fenrir
I wish- You had more time.
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 5:21 am
by Gary
Fenrir wrote:I wish- You had more time.
Granted, you now have 0.001 seconds more.
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 6:19 am
by Nelson340
Mr. Someguy wrote:I wish this topic wasn't stolen from Facepunch.
Technically, it's stolen from every forum in existence.
I wish more people knew that.
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 6:26 am
by Keychain
Mr. Someguy wrote:I wish this topic wasn't stolen from Facepunch.
Who in the right fraking mind cares?
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 6:49 am
by Mr. Someguy
Keychain wrote:Mr. Someguy wrote:I wish this topic wasn't stolen from Facepunch.
Who in the right fraking mind cares?
Judging by the addition of the word "fraking", you do.
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 7:06 am
by RocketRunner
Nelson340 wrote:Mr. Someguy wrote:I wish this topic wasn't stolen from Facepunch.
Technically, it's stolen from every forum in existence.
I wish more people knew that.
Granted, but only one person know that now.
I wish for candy.
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 8:55 am
by Supahchikin
RocketRunner wrote:
I wish for candy.
The candy is in your ass.
I wish for my internet to work properly.
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 9:25 am
by Gary
[YaS]Cyan wrote:
I wish for my internet to work properly.
Granted, but it can only go to child friendly web sites for children under the age of 1.
I wish for 72'' LCD TV(working and in 64 bit color with 720 resolution)
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:04 pm
by Nelson340
Granted, but you only get to watch Fox News.
I wish for better Uzi animations in OC.
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 4:21 pm
by Makrontt le nécron
Nelson340 wrote:I wish for better Uzi animations in OC.
Granted, but it become a dev only weapon.
I wish for my own secret base under my house.