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Corrupt a wish!

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Use these examples to get instructions:
I wish Sy|\|er9y would have its features un-stripped.
And then:
Granted, but Obsidian Conflict becomes even more simplified than Sy|\|er9y was.

I wish for a free pizza.
And go!
I wish for a soda.
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Granted, but it's club soda.

I wish for a shotgun.
I usually run from rockets.
Pretty straightforward.
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Post by Gary »

RocketRunner wrote:Granted, but it's club soda.
You bastard.

RocketRunner wrote: I wish for a shotgun.
Okay, but the shell is in your head.

I wish for... Vasili to be banned.
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Granted, but it's not a perma-ban.

I wish this topic wasn't stolen from Facepunch.
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Mr. Someguy wrote: I wish this topic wasn't stolen from Facepunch.
Is that a wish? if so, I dun get it.
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I wish- You had more time.
I will spit right in your fraking face.
How does it taste? After the lips are sealed below your waist,
You will never frak again.
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Post by Gary »

Fenrir wrote:I wish- You had more time.
Granted, you now have 0.001 seconds more.
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Post by Nelson340 »

Mr. Someguy wrote:I wish this topic wasn't stolen from Facepunch.
Technically, it's stolen from every forum in existence.

I wish more people knew that.
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Mr. Someguy wrote:I wish this topic wasn't stolen from Facepunch.
Who in the right fraking mind cares?
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Keychain wrote:
Mr. Someguy wrote:I wish this topic wasn't stolen from Facepunch.
Who in the right fraking mind cares?
Judging by the addition of the word "fraking", you do.
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Nelson340 wrote:
Mr. Someguy wrote:I wish this topic wasn't stolen from Facepunch.
Technically, it's stolen from every forum in existence.

I wish more people knew that.
Granted, but only one person know that now.

I wish for candy.
I usually run from rockets.
Pretty straightforward.
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Post by Supahchikin »

RocketRunner wrote:
I wish for candy.
The candy is in your ass.

I wish for my internet to work properly.
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Post by Gary »

[YaS]Cyan wrote: I wish for my internet to work properly.
Granted, but it can only go to child friendly web sites for children under the age of 1.


I wish for 72'' LCD TV(working and in 64 bit color with 720 resolution)
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Post by Nelson340 »

Granted, but you only get to watch Fox News.

I wish for better Uzi animations in OC.
WIPs: CTF_Dustbowl for TF2. Or it would be if the files weren't messed up.
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Post by Makrontt le nécron »

Nelson340 wrote:I wish for better Uzi animations in OC.
Granted, but it become a dev only weapon.

I wish for my own secret base under my house.
I'm back baby!
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