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Official Portal Website.

Post by [JSC]Steve »

Not your average advertisement website, to say the least.

http://www.aperturescience.com

Should I tell you that everything you need to get started is at the end of this sentence?



If you give up on it and dont keep going, go to this thread for spoilers.

http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/s ... did=483083

This is gonna be much more than a simple puzzle game. Valve is so fuckin thorough with everything they do....
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Post by Sam!00! »

:o
edit: i found somthing, type valve after login and it says somthing then directs you to your homepage 8)
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Forum lurker.
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Post by [JSC]Steve »

It's that mechanical female Portal voice, it says "Goodbye" and takes you to steampowered.
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Post by Mustang »

I've read 5 threads that have disected this thoroughly.
Hyperjag3 wrote:God damnit, I can't take anymore of that fag's shit, banned.
skidz wrote:Your account and IP are banned for life, goodbye.
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Post by Mutant Enemy »

It's stupid.
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Post by Crimson »

it wont let me type anything in
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Post by Mutant Enemy »

Crimson wrote:it wont let me type anything in
Right click then left click, your problem is you do not have the flash selected
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Post by Crimson »

omfg this is so stupid its asking me likeathousand stupid questions but iwont stop till i get to some sort of method to thsi madness also

OMFG ON SOME OF THE POSTS I SEE SOEMTHIGNS FLASHING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN WTF IS WITH THIS?
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Post by Crimson »

someone type login the put in a name then the password portal then plz type your 64 digit code then awnser all the question then type it in see wat happens then give us a screen shot i will love you forever i awnsered all of the questions and then i didnt remeber the code
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Post by Mutant Enemy »

After you login just type thecakeisalie
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Post by Crimson »

wat happens?
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Post by Crimson »

wow thats fycjing crazy i finnaly figured out wat portals is convicts got into the research facility and stole the gun go watch the trailer and you can see them in orange jump suits
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Post by Crimson »

o and i have a hunch that the portal is a combine weapon
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Post by [JSC]Steve »

double post THEN triple post!
I bow to your carelessness.
here are facts..:
A cake flashes on the screen at times.
Over the course of the entire application, letters are flashing that spell out "thecakeisalie"
Cakes are mentioned throughout the test
The code changes while it flashes, it is impossible to memorize. No matter what you do it is wrong. Type "thecakeisalie" after login to get the real point of the site...

I like the dark sense of humor too, like asking your favorite color, and then later on asking again with a list of completely different choices so you can't pick the same one, and then asking how lying about your favorite color made you felt...

This seems to be taking place while Gordon is in stasis, perhaps during the portal storms? This will be interesting..
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