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Feel free to post the most entertaining Chat's you've had so far in here, I'll start right away... (wanted to do this a long time ago but never was in the mood)
Note: I might be updating the Post constantly as long as the chat isn't closed, so keep refreshing :P
Steam wrote:Freitag, 19. Oktober 2012
17:16 - Austin: hey neico what version of OC is that?
17:16 - [YaS] Neico: SVN
17:16 - Austin: didnt know there was a SVN version
17:17 - Austin: can you by any chance provide me a link please?
17:17 - [YaS] Neico: nope?
17:17 - Austin: you an engineer?
17:17 - Austin: you say NOAP all day?
17:18 - [YaS] Neico: where do I say NOAP?
17:18 - Austin: just did
17:18 - Austin: you said nope?
17:20 - [YaS] Neico: yeah, so?
17:20 - Austin: then your engineer
17:20 - Austin: because engineer says nope
17:20 - [YaS] Neico: O.o?
18:29 - Austin: hey
18:30 - Austin: im about to get the black mesa source version of Obsidian Conflict going
18:30 - Austin: basically combine it in anyway that makes it work
18:30 - Austin: on seperate OC
18:31 - Austin: it will be Awesome if it works
18:32 - [YaS] Neico: uh... what?
18:33 - Austin: im making a Separate OC for black mesa source
18:33 - Austin: that i can test it on
18:33 - Austin: i will be moving files from black mesa source into the game and see if it works
18:33 - Austin: if it does this will be one of the best things ever
18:33 - Austin: and of course im not gonna release it or anything
18:33 - Austin: i havent uploaded anything of my own before
18:34 - Austin: wish me luck ok?
18:35 - [YaS] Neico: not gonna work
18:35 - Austin: you never know
18:35 - [YaS] Neico: you can't port their npc code etc.
18:35 - Austin: i know
18:35 - Austin: but i can make some progress
18:36 - [YaS] Neico: without that it's useless to even try since 95% will NOT work
18:36 - Austin: i know
18:36 - Austin: but im gonna try
18:36 - Austin: i love black mesa source that much
18:36 - Austin: that im going to at least try
18:37 - [YaS] Neico: then don't even try bothering me or the team with anything, you're on your own there since it's plain stupid
18:37 - Austin: obsidian and Black mesa source are both the best HL2 Mods ive played
18:37 - Austin: i know
18:37 - Austin: i know it is
18:37 - Austin: but
18:37 - Austin: well
18:37 - Austin: its not impossible
18:38 - Austin: also it might be possible to get the npcs too but i need to know what file contains them
18:38 - Austin: from there i might work something out
18:38 - Austin: im guessing the NPCS are in a CFG file
18:39 - Austin: only question is which one
18:39 - [YaS] Neico: ...
18:39 - [YaS] Neico: I told you not to bother me with that stupid idea
18:39 - [YaS] Neico: and no they are under bin/*.dll
18:39 - Austin: bin
18:39 - Austin: like client?
18:39 - Austin: and server?
18:40 - Austin: hmm
18:40 - Austin: i might just be able to do this
18:43 - Austin: so have you heard that valve might be working on a new engine called source engine 2?
Austin is now Offline.
Austin is now Online.
Austin is now playing Obsidian Conflict 1.35. Click here to join.
18:52 - Austin: well
18:52 - Austin: i proved you wrong
18:52 - Austin: it works
18:52 - Austin: npcs and everything
18:54 - Austin: and its on obsidian conflict now
18:55 - Austin: wow
18:55 - Austin: amazine
18:55 - Austin: amazing
18:56 - [YaS] Neico: ô.o screenshot or it didn't happen
18:56 - Austin: fine
18:56 - Austin: need to bind a key
18:56 - Austin: to take the picture
18:57 - Austin: wtf
18:57 - Austin: wont let me take pictures
18:57 - [YaS] Neico: I wonder why
18:57 - Austin: i didnt break anything
18:58 - Austin: but believe me its black mesa source right here
18:58 - Austin: wish i could have gotten the screenshot though
18:58 - Austin: maybe i can try it from console
18:59 - Austin: whats the console command for taking a picture?
18:59 - [YaS] Neico: jpeg I belive
18:59 - Austin: ok
19:00 - Austin: ok it looked like it tried to take a pic but didnt
19:00 - Austin: i guess your mod isnt cool with pictures
19:01 - Austin: damnit this is soooo cool and yet i cant take a picture to show you im right
19:03 - Austin: oh wait it didnt load up everything
19:03 - Austin: but i can fix that
Austin is now playing Obsidian Conflict 1.35. Click here to join.
19:12 - Austin: hey question
19:12 - Austin: im almost done making stuff work but i need to know if it auto loads any dll file in the bin
19:12 - [YaS] Neico: why should it?
19:13 - Austin: because its supposed to
19:13 - [YaS] Neico: not really
19:13 - Austin: if you want support for stuff it should
19:13 - Austin: im so close
19:13 - [YaS] Neico: yeah and if you want viruses
19:13 - Austin: pfff
19:13 - Austin: i dont do anything i shouldnt be on the internet
Amen!
Steam wrote:Freitag, 19. Oktober 2012
18:48 - Gary-: hahaha
18:49 - Gary-: He just needs to decompile OC and BMS's dlls and combine them!
18:49 - Gary-: like merging folders
18:49 - [YaS] Neico: oh god I can imagine what the code would look like
18:50 - Gary-: half probably wouldn't be readable XD
18:50 - [YaS] Neico: well if he's actually able to re-compile it I'll just decompile it again so that it looks even worse :3
18:51 - Gary-: It would be so optimized! Decompiled recompiled code!
18:51 - Gary-: Then you could use it as a base for 1.35
18:52 - [YaS] Neico: that's totally going right below that quote
18:52 - Gary-: haha
18:54 - [YaS] Neico: that's some fast coding there
18:54 - Gary-: O_o
18:55 - Gary-: you guys need to hire him
18:55 - Gary-: hes a pro
18:55 - Gary-: hax0r
18:56 - Gary-: While hes at it, ask him to port Portal 2 and L4D2 stuff over to his new OC
18:59 - Gary-: I'm gonna go play his OC, maybe I can talk him into working on the networking code(as he can just decompile the engine to fix it) so my ping can go from 900 down to 0.
19:00 - Gary-: 18:57 - Austin: wont let me take pictures
19:00 - Gary-: print screen!
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IRC wrote:[ 22:04:43 ] [ &YaS-OC|1 ] Nope<3[Ruler of worlds]: hey i just met you
[ 22:04:49 ] [ ~Neico ] and this is crazy
[ 22:04:50 ] [ &YaS-OC|1 ] Nope<3[Ruler of worlds]: lets have a threesome
[ 22:04:57 ] [ &YaS-OC|1 ] Uchiha-Nyan: dafuq?
...
[ 22:06:48 ] [ &YaS-OC|1 ] nicecriken: hey,i just raped u
[ 22:07:39 ] [ ~Neico ] "Hey I just raped you, and this is crazy, but here's your number so I'll call you later"
[ 22:08:07 ] [ ~Neico ] don't give me idea's damnit
Steam wrote:Samstag, 20. Oktober 2012
22:14 - Lt_Commander:
22:15 - [YaS] Neico: mkay
22:15 - [YaS] Neico: it needs a hologram function where Cortana comes from
22:16 - Lt_Commander: will add in v2 thanks 4 input
IRC wrote:[ 23:16:06 ] [ ~Neico ] oh she's got a stick coming from the floor in her?
[ 23:16:11 ] [ &YaS-OC|1 ] Austin: yeah
[ 23:16:16 ] [ &YaS-OC|1 ] Austin: basically
[ 23:16:17 ] [ &YaS-OC|1 ] ..Hal Tab Dragon'sTooth..: wtf
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[ 23:18:09 ] [ &YaS-OC|1 ] ..Hal Tab Dragon'sTooth..: I hope i dont get banned for this
[ 23:18:14 ] [ &YaS-OC|1 ] Austin: you wont
[ 23:18:23 ] [ ~Neico ] you're not the one to decide that
[ 23:18:33 ] [ ~Neico ] the guy with the ban hammer decides
[ 23:18:33 ] [ &YaS-OC|1 ] ..Hal Tab Dragon'sTooth..: :(
[ 23:18:38 ] [ &YaS-OC|1 ] ..Hal Tab Dragon'sTooth..: NO
[ 23:18:44 ] [ &YaS-OC|1 ] ..Hal Tab Dragon'sTooth..: i don't like the ban hammer
[ 23:18:48 ] [ &YaS-OC|1 ] Austin: LOL
[ 23:18:49 ] [ &YaS-OC|1 ] ..Hal Tab Dragon'sTooth..: I MEAn i like it
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[ 23:22:40 ] [ &YaS-OC|1 ] Austin: EAT AND SUCK MY BALLS
*crunch* *crunch* om nom nom?...
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"*crunch* *crunch* om nom nom?..." ........poor guy >_>
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just leave it to neico to make a hilarious comeback.
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Nothing funny this time, just something that's been bothering me for a while now (the following quote is the prime example of how such an chat goes...)
Steam wrote:Freitag, 26. Oktober 2012
06:36 - MinatO [A]: hello
06:36 - [YaS] Neico: hi
06:36 - MinatO [A]: i am tf2 player who looks for trade, can we trade plesae?
06:37 - [YaS] Neico: nope, I'm not trading
06:37 - MinatO [A]: can i know why?
06:38 - [YaS] Neico: I generally don't trade in tf2 (not to mention that I didn't touch tf2 in ages)
06:38 - MinatO [A]: but you have my dream items sir :D
06:38 - MinatO [A]: what you want in return?
06:39 - [YaS] Neico: nothing as I've never traded and never will
06:40 - MinatO [A]: but you should try it :D , do you want steam games?
06:41 - [YaS] Neico: well I liked tf2 when it came out, before it moved over to Hat Fortress 2
06:41 - MinatO [A]: hahaha yes
06:42 - [YaS] Neico: and the trading system made it worse with all that chat spam
06:42 - MinatO [A]: so try new game?
06:42 - MinatO [A]: i can give you games for your items :D
06:44 - MinatO [A]: search and tell me what game you want :)
06:45 - [YaS] Neico: (If Steam had the ability I'd make game inventories private, but I don't care if people can see my steam gift's I usually never get to use them, like those 2 dota2 gift's I've got :/)
06:45 - MinatO [A]: no,tell me a game that you want to playnot keep it
06:46 - MinatO [A]: or you can set you backpack to privet
06:46 - [YaS] Neico: you that there is a whishlist for a reason?
06:46 - MinatO [A]: your
06:46 - [YaS] Neico: if I do that then the steam gift things will be private too D:
06:47 - MinatO [A]: you can set your bp to privet
06:48 - MinatO [A]: you know bro i am just wondring what you want for your earbud and bill :)
06:49 - [YaS] Neico: those two items are off limits anyways
06:49 - MinatO [A]: what you mean? (not well at english ) sry
06:50 - [YaS] Neico: that I would never trade them, even if I'd get all steam store items available for them
06:51 - MinatO [A]: bro didnt you say few minutes that you wont play tf2 anymore ?! :P
06:51 - [YaS] Neico: so?
06:51 - [YaS] Neico: that can change from time to time
06:51 - [YaS] Neico: and don't bro me, I don't know you
06:52 - MinatO [A]: well in our reliagon every boy to boy are bro :D
06:52 - [YaS] Neico: what religion?
06:52 - MinatO [A]: islam
06:53 - [YaS] Neico: :/

did I mention that I hate all religion's?
06:53 - MinatO [A] no
06:53 - [YaS] Neico: now I did~
06:53 - MinatO [A] i counfused
06:55 - MinatO [A]: So your saying that you dont want trade them? :/
06:55 - [YaS] Neico: wow, it took you 20 minutes to figure that out?
06:56 - MinatO [A]: well time change somethings
06:57 - MinatO [A]: so bye then??
06:59 - [YaS] Neico: yes, bye
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